Thesis Made of Perks Coffee: Milestone in Coffee Drinking

Perks Coffee Gold Card - BackPerks Coffee Gold Card - FrontThis week I reached a new milestone in my coffee-to-thesis conversion project. As you can see in the picture of my Perks Coffee Gold Card, I have completed stamped every cell on it. Mind you, the number of stamps doesn’t correspond exactly to the number of coffees I had: it was a mix of coffee, tea, double stamping on Fridays, multiple stamping from the pretty girl at the counter, and coffee for friends.

The real question though is: “did the coffee turn into something useful?” and the answer is a big fat YES. The misleading free Internet that Perks provides worked really great for me. The way it works is that you are given 30 minutes of free Internet per 24 period, when it works. That’s right – it only works 2 or 3 days a week on average. As a result I was able to isolate myself from the distractions of the connected world and concentrate on turning Perks French Roast coffee into actual thesis text.

There are still a few lines of text missing from the thesis and a new collectible Perks Coffee Gold Card will be started soon. Stay tuned for a report on another full coffee card.

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